Apps is an inhumanely un-politically correct game of strategy, cunning, and awareness. It pushes visual acuity, logic, and intuition to their limits and peels the many layered onion of human empathy to its very core - indifferent sportsmanship.

While not being the most P.C. of games, it began one day when it was decided that we needed a way to figured out who would pick the appetizers we would get at the next eatery we stopped in. The three of us thought long and hard when Adam came up with the following suggestion:

We truly were in the presence of genius! Since that time, the activity has evolved into a game in which there are hard and fast rules. Wheelchair spotting may be callous and unfeeling, but even this has to be strictly regulated.

• Wheelchairs count for one point and must have an occupant.
  
• Cervical collars count for one half a point.
  
• Wheelchairs with an air tank count 1.5.